I hooked it up with some chic i been scamming the other night. Shez a nice girl, sweet, all that crap. She wanted me to use a condom. I tricked her by telling her if i knocked her up we could start a beautiful family(they will buy anything guys!), and that i loved her fat arss. Told her i would provide and support and always be there. Well...already got an airline ticket to designation X, but i dont wanna be tracked down. I need to know how to become somebody else. Thanx guys and women, open your mouth real wide, take off one of your smelly socks and stuff it in your mouth. I dont need any preachin or lectures.How can i change my identity?
you're a dick,
with the technology these days,
changing your identity wont do much.
