Invite her in, ask her if she wants tea, if affirmative, take her to the servants domain and tell the cook you have found a replacement scullery maid. As quick as a taxman in a dying mans pocket, the cook will have a pair of leg spancels on the dreadful woman and fixed to the sink supports, take tea with cook and return 3 months later to see if the baggage still thinks she is your long lost cousin.How to deal with a stalker?
That wasn't exactly %26quot;tea%26quot; I served you...
(giggle)
*cries*
LEMME OUTTA HERE!!!!!
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How to deal with a stalker?Call the police she is a con artistHow to deal with a stalker?
if it happens again and again...call the police. she cant be doing thatHow to deal with a stalker?
is her name cassie?
and i would just bring out a 12 gaugeHow to deal with a stalker?
Call police .
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Call the police(:How to deal with a stalker?
yell %26quot;LEAVE ME ALONE or I'll call the police!%26quot;
I know it's mean but it works
and keeps the stalkers AWAY.How to deal with a stalker?
Tell her you will call the cops. Notify them of her anyway. So when she does come, you'll have them on speed dial and tell em she is harrassing you. She sounds craz-ZY. No to scare you but she could be dangerous, heard a recent fatal stalker story..if she is really seeking you out. so act fast.How to deal with a stalker?
she sounds like a psychopath shoot her. How to deal with a stalker?
feed her to the horses How to deal with a stalker?
That's kinda creepy! If I were you I would call the police. How to deal with a stalker?
Tell her to go away. If she doesn't, call the cops.How to deal with a stalker?
tell her to go ***** to someone else. that crazy motha fuka is a bad case. then go call the police.How to deal with a stalker?
SHOTGUNHow to deal with a stalker?
take aim and pow! Just kidding, for any weirdo go to www.justyellfire.com. Mainly good for men.How to deal with a stalker?
police......she just wants your money and a place to liveHow to deal with a stalker?
Dear God, she is at your door? You poor soul.
A silver bullet..no wait ..thats werewolfs...a stake through the heart or holy water....no that's vampires.. oh oh.
Well, let's make sure she does not come inside the home..she will never leave ( kinda like mold ). Hide!! Close the curtains and lock all doors and windows. Have the help tell her your on holiday in the islands.
If all else fails, leave Red Bulls and Percaset (any sedative you have handy, even if for the horses) on the door step. She should take it all down. When she passes out , have the body ( she still will be alive so it's not immoral ) removed and left at a convent. That should solve everything.
edit-- ok point well taken-- mix assorted alcohol in any can or bottle...write in magic marker *Red Bull*-- she will drink it..How to deal with a stalker?
TED?
I dont know what the hell happened in the past few days....usually people gain wait over thanksgiving....you and HB seemed to have.....welll......
Whats the question????
oh yeah.....just tell her to get lost. Or do what Ted said...mix a little xanax with her drink.....all better.
IM under Ted.
oops....where's Courtney? hi cmpHow to deal with a stalker?
Kick her in the Bollocks!
It's probably a man in drag.How to deal with a stalker?
I would start by telling her they only sell Red Bull in the States. The next step would a horseback ride. You pick her horse, and pick wisely. Send the cook on holidays and have one of the stable hands prepare meals. You obviously can't be her best option or she will stay. People like that are like boomerangs, you can try to send them aways, but they'll always come back. How to deal with a stalker?
I hear urine...oh wait that's skunks and raccoons..Do you happen to have a belly dancer with great abs on staff...that ought to keep her occupado. Are you sure you really want to send her away? You do know the story of Beauty and the Beast. Perhaps if you show her some hospitality then she will feel better and bestow a gift upon you.How to deal with a stalker?
why do I feel over dressed ?...this is ridicules !...........ok as to your inquiry...I understand she is powerless while in the presents of blinking lights .........simply place her under the christmas tree.....this will buy you time until the authorities arrive !
* i'm going to get a tan*How to deal with a stalker?
She's obviously looking for comfort after such a terrible ordeal.
The problem is, that it you give it to her, she will only stay and want more.
The best way of dealing with a situation like this is to find her a 'pet'
Most women can't resist pets. If you train the pet to go away somewhere whe will no doubt follow and hence your problem is solved.How to deal with a stalker?
Well, first off, methinks you should let her in...
(Moi? Une stalk-er? Je m'excuse, a talker...maybe. I can talk myself into and out of anything. I am a cross between Houdini and Pamela Anderson, at least that's what %26quot;Fred%26quot; tells me all the time...)
...give her anything she asks for...
(must find my Jingles...Christmas is approaching and she promised she would stand in for my Christmas tree this year...)
...and to make her stop (like I shall ever, teehee...) get her a pet (oh please) maybe get her a bunch of pets (on a runway) so she can choose (Jingles who?) the dumbest, hardest pet rock of all (what's my name again? Me's forgotten..) How to deal with a stalker?
Good Golly, one of those.
Tell her you need a kidney translpant and you're on the hunt for a kindly relative for donation.
You'll only see her hat whistle while spinning where her head was.
Your sincerely
RosyHow to deal with a stalker?
Offer her a copy of Watchtower, along with a religious discussion involving hard sell.
You won't see her a**e for dust.How to deal with a stalker?
OMYGARD!! Run for the hills. How to deal with a stalker?
Through cross hairs ; )How to deal with a stalker?
All you are required to do is find her a suitable alternative for her stalking pleasure. A man or mature male should do the job, much better than a pet if you ask me.
One of the half-naked men who responded to your question will suffice. Drench one of those buff beauties in l'eau de cologne, point the talkative stalker in his direction, and whip her good on the hindquarters. She'll take off at a gallop and leave you alone.
